Can we just take a moment to remember the greatest book in the history of our childhoods…
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables and sadness
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
still the best thing to come out of Australia
If you don’t think Jessica Williams is the best part of The Daily Show, you’re wrong.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay